§¶ärK's Pinky & the Brain Wav Files!

The §¶ärK collection of Pinky & the Brain sounds:
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8ponders.wav - 237k

Brain: "Yes! Of Course! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean what would the children look like?"
           "I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philmen already married?"
           "I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu."
           "I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
           "Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
           "Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorise a whole opera in yiddish."
           "I think so Brain, but toulage have a tendency to ride up so."
           "I think so Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time."
Brain: "No, Pinky."

after.wav - 44.7k

Pinky: "What ya doing over there Brain?"
Brain: "Contemplating your after life Pinky."

amaze.wav - 20.4k

Brain: "You amaze me Pinky."

animal.wav - 84k

Pinky: "If you could be any animal, what would it be?"
Brain: "Oh, I'd have to say a hawk, Pinky, so I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons and feed them to my young."
Pinky: "Oouh, that's just weird Brain."

battle.wav - 50k

Brain: "Now, throw the switch and let us begin - the battle for the planet!"

beverage.wav - 40.5k

Pinky: "Ooh, Brain, would you ask the flight attendant to get me a complimentary beverage?"

billgrae.wav - 44.3k

Brain: "Pinky, the world's richest nerd - Bill Grates!"

blinky.wav - 159k

Brain: "That man is lying - observe the rate at which he blinks. Three times per second."
Pinky: "Zounds Brain! Amazing!"
Brain: "Do you know what this means Pinky?"
Pinky: "Umm, he should change his name to Mr Blinky?"

bones.wav - 170k

Brain: "Once my bones have healed Pinky, remind me to hurt you."

box.wav - 101k

Pinky: "Brain, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Brain: "We eat the box?"
Pinky: "No, Brain. We build a boat, then we eat the box!"

bridge.wav - 92.2k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Woh, I think so Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart wouldn't you?"

brain-ac.wav - 282k

Brain: "Actually, we are two laboraratory mice who wish to be on your show as part of an intricate plan to take over the world."

brainsng.wav - 154k

Brain: "Howdy, you-all. Here's a little diddy I wrote. Hope you enjoy it, you-all. I am a lab mouse, I escaped from my cage. Never had a job, never earned minimum wage. But you will respect me YES, when my plan is unfurled. You will call me your leader, I'll be king of the world."

camel.wav - 79.9k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?"

chainl.wav - 59.8k

Pinky: "Haa, a chain letter. Hu, I touched it! I touched it! Oaaah!

chafes.wav - 79.7k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but Burlap chafes me so."

check.wav - 16.5k

Brain: "Check, ya-all."
Pinky: "Nice, Brain."

chimp.wav - 80.2k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but this time you put the trowsers on the chimp."

day.wav - 32.4k

Brain: "I'm having a bad day."
Pinky: "Naarf."

differnt.wav - 14.9k

Pinky: "Oh, right, that's different then i'n't it?"

focus.wav - 25.2k

Brain: "Focus, Pinky, focus!"

hurtyou.wav - 43.8k

Brain: "Come Pinky or I shall have to hurt you."

invisible.wav - 80.1k

Pinky: "Brain, it's not quite invisible is it? See, I can see it quite plainly. I can even feel it."

laugh.wav - 10.2k

Pinky laughing.

neverbre.wav - 63.7k

Brain: "Promise me something Pinky, never breed."
Pinky: "I'll try."

no.wav - 11.8k

Brain: "No, Pinky."

noalarm.wav - 38.1k

Brain: "There is no cause for alarm, but there probably will be."

pinky-eg.wav - 89.6k

Pinky: "Egad, Brain, brilliant!"

pippi.wav - 91.1k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean what would the children look like?"

poink.wav - 3.69k

Pinky: "Poink!"

reach.wav - 19.9k

Brain: "If I could reach you, I would hurt you."

squirts.wav - 21.7k

Brain: "That oughta keep the little squirts happy."

takeover.wav - 73k

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do ya wanna do tonight?"
Brain: "The same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!"

tattoo.wav - 87.2k

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, but where would we find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?"

theme.wav - 2,609k

Pinky and the Brain theme song

thinking.wav - 71.9k

Pinky: "Egad Brain, astounding! How do you do it?"
Brain: "With a little thing called thinking."

trozzort.wav - 42.4k

Pinky: "Troz!"
Brain: "What is troz?"
Pinky: "Why that's *zort* in the mirror, haha."

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The §¶ärK collection of Pinky & the Brain movie clips:
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ptb.avi - 2,426k

Pinky & the Brain startup sequence (the whole theme song and the images that go with it).

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